I really need some local currency so I can enjoy my vacation here. What kind of work can I do here? Any unmet?

Question

needs a friendly geek might be able to fulfill?

Answer 1

learn to fish..then teach fishing..feed a man fish for a day, and he eats for a day, teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime..wouldn't you get sick of fish? well, you can sell the fish, then you can buy real food..there is some sort of water body there isn't there? I better ask on the informative Y!A...

Answer 2

I heard that there is an opening at the university for human research.



I believe they are testing the effects of mutant beetle shells as prophylactics. You do have to sign a release form in case your junk falls off because sometimes the beetles aren't quite dead yet.

Answer 3

You could:

- teach Yoga to Yogi bear

- lick my fur clean

- chew the dirt out from underneath my nails/claws

or

- rub baby oil on my nether regions whilst I sunbathe myself.

*cries*

*takes a sip of a tropical Yogarymargarita drink*

*cries again*

Answer 4

I just got a job counting grains of sand for the Yogiyakkacardi Department of Tourism.

Answer 5

You could pull a rickshaw...then when you're out of town, tip the cart over and mug the tourists. This seems like it could be a never-ending stream of income.

Answer 6

Ya got me on this one DGR :( Wish I could help. Have a good time and take care. OK? Don't forget "protection"...you know what I mean.

Answer 7

Yogakalamartikieiki needs more tongue twisters.

Answer 8

Be careful what you ask for.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTpUIW4oQ2E

Answer 9

Would you make a pretty woman??



I'm just sayin......